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- Mar. 01, 1993: Denis the Menace
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- <history>
- TIME--The Weekly Newsmagazine--1993
- Mar. 01, 1993 You Say You Want a Revolution...
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- <article>
- <source>Time Magazine</source>
- <hdr>
- SHOW BUSINESS, Page 56
- Denis the Menace
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- <body>
- <p>First there's denial. Then anger. Finally acceptance. Comic
- Denis Leary may be here to stay. Deal with it.
- </p>
- <p>By CHRISTOPHER JOHN FARLEY
- </p>
- <p> These days, you don't get 15 minutes of fame, you get maybe
- 15 seconds. Thirty if you're good. And then--bang! We're tired
- of your sorry shtick already. Bring us a younger Debbie Gibson.
- Fetch us a prettier Julia Roberts. Get us a funnier Denis Leary.
- </p>
- <p> But not just yet for Leary. Right now, the 35-year-old comedian
- is an overnight sensation (the kind that takes more than a decade
- to happen). The catchphrases in his TV commercials for Nike
- and MTV ("I got two words for you..." and "I think you hear
- me knocking...") just may earn the dubious distinction of
- becoming the "You look mah-velous" of the '90s. His recent one-man
- off-Broadway show, No Cure for Canhas been turned into a paperback
- and a comedy-music album that are already in the stores, plus
- a cable special now playing on Showtime. And Leary is starting
- to blanket the nation's movie screens, sending up a lounge singer
- in National Lampoon's Loaded Weapon 1, playing a dad in the
- baseball comedy The Sandlot (due this spring) and starring as
- a street tough in the action drama Judgement Night (summer).
- </p>
- <p> Fame's clock is ticking fast, Leary knows. "You can be the `two
- words' guy for two years and make millions," he says, chain-smoking
- in his manager's New York City office, "and then the next thing
- you know you're driving around with no work. People are coming
- up to you like, `Didn't you used to be Denis Leary?' "
- </p>
- <p> For now, however, he's a cutup on the cutting edge, all Boston
- brashness and Irish-Catholic anger. In performance, he stalks
- the stage, spewing cigarette smoke and obscenities, ranting
- out comedy. He zeroes in on pretension, savaging vegetarians,
- nonsmokers and rock stars ("Don Henley's gonna tell me how to
- vote? I don't think so"). On cigarettes: "Smoking takes 10 years
- off your life. Well, it's the 10 worst years, isn't it, folks?
- It's the ones at the end!" On animal conservation: "How many
- whales do we really need? I figure five. One for each ocean."
- </p>
- <p> "Leary's the kind of guy that's saying all the things you're
- afraid to talk about and think," says Ted Demme, who directed
- the Showtime special as well as the MTV commercials. "It makes
- you feel good when you hear someone say those things, especially
- in an angry way." Leary puts it another way: "I thought comedy
- had become really, really white bread. That got me started."
- </p>
- <p> The son of an auto mechanic in Worcester, Massachusetts, young
- Denis was first an altar boy, then a Catholic-school renegade.
- "By the time I was 13, I knew I didn't believe the stuff they
- were telling us," he recalls. "That was part of the fun of it,
- getting caught doing stuff you weren't supposed to be doing."
- At Boston's Emerson College, he majored in English and helped
- found the Emerson Comedy Workshop. After graduating in 1979,
- he played local clubs while teaching classes at Emerson in comedy
- and acting. "Leary really inspired me," says actor and comic
- Anthony Clark, Emerson '86. "You'd see comics doing all the
- safe stuff--stewardesses, Gilligan's Island, socks in the
- drawer--that's all garbage! Leary was always up front, on
- the edge, even when the club managers wanted to limit his time
- 'cause he was so raw."
- </p>
- <p> Emerson alumni have provided Leary with a formidable network:
- Norman Lear, '44; Spalding Gray, '65; Henry Winkler, '67; Jay
- Leno, '73; Steven Wright, '78; and, not least, Doug Herzog,
- '81 (senior vice president for programming at MTV). "I don't
- specifically look for Emerson people," says Herzog, "but they
- tend to be a little edgier. They rise to the top, so they're
- easier to find." Still, admiration has its limits. Herzog says
- MTV will play Leary's new comedy video Ahole only after midnight:
- "We think it's a funny video, but clearly people might be put
- off by the language."
- </p>
- <p> As yet, Leary lacks the oratorical grace of Gray (Swimming to
- Cambodia) or the comic wisdom of monologist Eric Bogosian (Talk
- Radio), but he's learning. "When Leary first started doing stand-up,
- like all of us--he sucked," says comic Eddie Brill, Emerson
- '80, a friend. That began to change after Leary's father died
- of a heart attack in 1985. In response to such an event, says
- Brill, "you can either go into a fetal position or do what Leary
- did--just lash out. He became really deep and really funny."
- </p>
- <p> Leary, with his wife Ann and their three-year-old son and one-year-old
- daughter, is now based in New York City ("This is the most exciting
- place in the world to live. There are so many ways to die here").
- His comic take on MTV Unplugged airs March 13. He's also working
- on a more personal off-Broadway show: Birth, School, Work, Death.
- His career seems set to last longer than 15 minutes. Where will
- he be in 15 years? Directing? Bloated in a Paris hotel room?
- He considers this and says, "Bloated in a Paris hotel room while
- simultaneously directing motion pictures." He laughs, then sucks
- on his cigarette until you can hear it crackle.
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